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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @ Early_To_Risa @sh.itjust.works
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Comments 194

Anon's brother knows a wholesome trick

0

Anon saves their vacation days

19
Anon is suspicious
  • Thank you for your service.

  • Anon practices time management

    34

    Anon feels good

    7
    Anon is suspicious
  • I meant to put in the notes that the censoring wasn't mine.

  • Anon is suspicious

    41

    Anon is part of the brotherhood

    18

    Anon suffers the horrors of war

    11

    Anon tries prospecting

    7

    Anon goes to the pet store

    13

    Anon hates fast food

    41

    Anon learns what could have been

    10

    Anon is a mob boss

    1
    Anon feels regret
  • Now I feel bad for a phone

  • Anon is asking the difficult questions
  • Option #2 is sure to cause you trauma, trust issues in future relationships, and years of therapy.

    Anyway, option #2.

  • Anon goes to a donut shop

    21

    Anon watches nature documentaries

    48

    Anon is an anthropologist

    132

    Anon is an investor

    3

    Anon is a cowboy

    53

    Anon tries to impress his doctor

    21

    Anon puts on a smile

    6

    Anon goes on a date

    72
    Anon prepares for a flood
  • The censoring wasn't me.

  • Anon prepares for a flood
  • Anon is a biblical scholar

  • Anon has an itch
  • I hoped someone would get that.

  • Anon gets calls from scammers
  • It seems like some people who aren't familiar with greentexts don't quite get the point of the community. You read the ramblings of Anon like you would watch animals at the zoo, which is different than endorsing everything Anon says.

    And you shouldn't. Anon is usually deranged.

    Some bad words and unhealthy opinions are bound to make an appearance. In that case, you're supposed to be dumbfounded at how Anon thinks/acts, shake your head, and maybe get a guilty chuckle out of it. Like the sidebar says, if you're getting angry while reading these, you're probably doing it wrong.

  • Anon gets calls from scammers
  • It's why there's a big warning on the sidebar that says "Beware: sometimes Anon says bad words or things that are unhealthy. We're here to laugh at Anon, not agree or get angry."

  • Anon plays GTA: Dubai
  • Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

  • Anon has nerdy hobbies
  • You should shoot your shot

  • Anon finds his people
  • It was like this when I found it

  • Anon uses reddit
  • agreed, upvoted

  • Electric Cars
  • Wtf is he even saying

  • Anon is a magician
  • It eventually works every time.

  • Anon reads Plato
  • Well shit, I missed that.