We’ve had an Easter Island head and a grandma in defence the entire season and our attackers don’t know how to score goals and yet we’ve got the same amount of wins as media darlings Tottenham and Liverpool. Funny how things turn out!

1st place is lava?

We had 4 different competitions AND a winter World Cup AND a messed up schedule due to the queen’s death last season, it was fucking absurd watching us playing every 3 days

I guess we’ll have to settle for the Facebook mums changing their profile pictures to flags as our strongest means of resistance.

Utterly pathetic.

Imagine how insulting it is to someone that they’ve only gotten a job because the organisation needed to meet a quota of people of your race.

Kurdistan? When did Kurdistan get a national team?

Another emphatic, commanding win. What crisis?

Why Erik Ten Fraud not playing Mctominay at CF? What gives?