Laimer has really impressed me this season. Great squad player to have, capable of putting in a 7 or 8 out of ten in multiple positions.

The statpad begins. Assisted by the defender.

This match is available on youtube here.

That Köln sing Loch Lomond before kickoff is so unfathomably based.

De Zerbi’s in the home end already.

Captain’s impact. Consolation goal in the 95th minute.

Joshua Kimmich could have really cost his team today…

Darwizzy behaviour

Galatasaray were ahead on the shot count by like 20-6 at one point.

Great goal

He has no right to score this.

I do love the history lessons that come out in a vibrant match thread.

Far better than any statement our government would come up with, which is depressing.

Far better than any statement our government would come up with, which is depressing.

I’m so gutted I can’t celebrate us qualifying first.

I’m so gutted I can’t celebrate us qualifying first.

Celebrating injuries, cheating to win matches, accusing others of anti-football. Definitely East Portuguese.

Celebrating injuries, cheating to win matches, accusing others of anti-football. Definitely East Portuguese.

What’s a fan of the 16th best team in Holland doing in here?

The entirety of European football is engaged in a conspiracy to keep Scott McTominay from being the best midfielder in the history of football. And /r/soccer is on it. We still haven’t got a replay of his disallowed goal in /new.

/u/MarcoRuss shared both Spanish goal replays, but unfortunately missed the moment of the match. More crimes against Scotland swept conveniently under the rug.

The British government is trying to force the FA to light up Wembley blue and white. Don’t they realise that Gaza is a legend of English football? Don’t they remember Euro 96?