I opened it and saw a bunch of red stuff and got scared and closed the app

Tbh that child does look related to the father enough, especially if that’s her natural hair colour

Plot twist: she just did it for the visa

Like the ginger gene. Sometimes if two people who aren’t ginger but each have a ginger parent have kids, then you can get a ginger child

I haven’t heard that name in ages. Good times.

We didn’t start talking like “yeehaw partner this gas station has some skibidi rizz, no cap fanum tax! Also this is a bruhhh moment, what the dawg doin’? Legit demure!”

This disgusts me as well

The game ingress?

… Who’s lives are equally at risk anyway because of some eejit in a factory pumping loads of carbon into the air

If you’re crossing a road and someone runs a red light, I don’t think your sobriety is relevant.

YES

I am a very interesting person

The smart thing to do

I didn’t even say this lol. They just informed me after calmly and gave me new directions.

It’s perfectly okay to go the wrong way on the driving test in the UK, as long as you do so safely. Sometimes there are complicated places and weird roundabouts, it’s better if you’re in the wrong lane to commit to it

Hell

If I see anyone wearing this I will make it a mission to get it down to zero. Then I’ll come up with efficient strategies to grind it down. I’ll try and beat my new best time. I see this as a challenge.

But the best part is? Once it reaches zero, I leave them alone. Because I still respect them as a person

Companies just use black boxes anyway lol

Still, this could have possibly made a mini localised Mandela effect

Actually quite sad that I’ve always wanted to do this, yet the chance I get to make a career over it due to age, I wasn’t able to make it in time for the availability and money