Grab carian retaliation, throw it on a medium shield, and parry the crap out of the boss. You can also use a buckler if you don’t want to put time into getting the ash of war.

His attacks are incredibly forgiving and you’ll feel like a parry god.

Give it a couple shots to get the feel of it. I recommend doing this solo, another player or spirit ash can mess up the aggro (and get grabbed healing him more).

It’s on there too.

Good find. I guess this is an old picture.

The original text was not on github.

Saw it on copypasta yesterday. It’s possible this is an old screenshot and I could’ve seen the repost.

EDIT : seems I’m wrong and this is just an old picture.

You guys realize this was on a joke community, right? Most of the original comments missed it too…