If you’ve ever read viz , he looks like the mum from scum mothers do have em

Relegate them so far down the leagues that they go through the earth and play in Australia.

He’s a fully formed product with no actual real world experience or opinions…

Would you ask a bottle of coca cola or a box of cornflakes if it had an opinion ?

Kidding, but he’s such a massive world wide brand that it’s hard to come out with hard opinions on things when every word and action you say is scrutinised the world over.