The article doesn’t do that. ‘the rumour is that he was not a Pep Guardiola signing at all but a transfer driven by the director of football, Txiki Begiristain’. Maybe read it before spouting off?

‘of course it would be ridiculous to describe something as natural and elemental and ubiquitous as dribbling as a lost skill.’

At least read the fucking article before chiming in

It really doesn’t. If you read to para 2 you’ll see this: ‘of course it would be ridiculous to describe something as natural and elemental and ubiquitous as dribbling as a lost skill.’

Man, Guardian football writers are so good. ‘Football is a cage in search of a bird’ is an amazing sentence. I can remember Barney Ronay describing Timo Werner as a trembling bunch of reflexes and impulses, which I thought was pretty great.

This is really sad news. El Tel was a proper legend. Would’ve been interesting to see how he did with the talent that emerged under his successor.

Danny Rose debut goal

Steve Guppy. You know which one

Romeu has had a pretty crazy career hasn’t he

Emery only performs if he’s at a club with villa in the name, he’d therefore be shit at City