For a second there, I thought it was Stanley Tucci in that picture.

Let him. He’s achieved greatness with Argentina and should be proud of what he’s accomplished.

They should have had Owen Wilson make a cameo, wearing a MNU kit.

I don’t know if I’d have the heart to kick it. Looks too good.

Watch him start up a football team in there.

Nor would ETH.

Still plenty of time for Rooney to get Birmingham up there. Right? Right?

Give it half an hour.