“Now do City” would be a funny thing to see by other fans just for the banter, but yeah is everyone meant to be protesting on Everton’s behalf? That would be extremely silly, and not in a funny way.

This right here is why we need less international breaks if nothing else, we wind up going around and around with increasingly nonsensical takes on any scrap of news that does occur.

For the Yanks among us, it has echoes of the absurd fantasies people lived in when the idea of Robert Mueller bringing down Donald Trump while the latter was still in office was being bandied about. It’s fun to dream, but let’s not be silly.

If Klopp isn’t actively angry about something, does he cease to exist?