Dumb Fuck!

“He can’t do that.”

Yeah, just like all those other things he “can’t” do, and did anyway, and nobody is capable of stopping him or applying any consequences.

Someone needs to sodastream some ranch.

Didn’t other Tesla models have catastrophic exploding suspension problems? Glad to see they fixed that.

I’m sure that the guy who convinced a fuck ton of people - including elected and appointed officials - that an election was “stolen” from him, and fomented an actual violent coup attempt, and who has openly mused about using the Insurrection Act to put US military boots on US soil to enact his policies, and who is now president elect, with full control of all three branches of government, would never think of mashing those two together and “postponing” the midterm elections because “even the US military is unable to keep these elections from being stolen.”

Wow, I sure was being crazy, I feel so much better now.

… nationwide Ban on Abortion, …

Just like the federal ban on cannabis?

Hell, there’s not going to be a 2026 election.

If someone tells you to leave their property, and you refuse or return, you are trespassing. Restraining orders are not required. When the police come, they may have the property owner verbally trespass you in the presence of police, so that the police can take action if you decide to remain or return again.

Sidewalks are public.

I have information that “traffic on the street seemed high.” Considering that it’s a super quiet neighborhood street about as far from any main roads as possible, under normal circumstances, there should be zero “traffic.”

Keep your camera rolling.

“Nobody should be turning up at any bodies [sic] house uninvited,” he wrote. “Harassment.”

https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/documents/072000050K21-3.htm

Unless he’s got “no trespassing” signs up (or has the property otherwise marked), nobody going on his property is committing any crime.

They do not. Those covers are no longer made, at least not for mine, which I believe is the same model as the one pictured.

Unless those red plastic side covers are broken.

Based on the existence of the swastika, I’m going to say some time in the early 1940s.

A week ago, a third party vote for president was a vote for Trump.

The presidential election is over. Now is the time to rejigger the political gameboard.

Hey. You, reading this: prepare to resist.

Or not.

That’s just because the car used to be driving away, and now it’s driving towards them.

I am wearing a Led Zeppelin t-shirt right now.

One of the things my friends and I would do in the middle of our lengthy discussions about whatever was to call the library and ask them to settle some dispute or other. They were always sincerely thrilled to help, often to the point of needing to go do research and then call us back.

It’s what the bOtH SiDeS knobs use to justify their apathy.