Honestly? I have no idea how to pirate now. That’s the biggest change.

Wash dishes while you cook. It was a game-changer for me.

No one was watching you poop, Americans don’t look between the cracks, we know better.

I got a $100 fine because the curtains I decorated my bedroom with were visible to the outside and not an approved color.

Never again.

Huh, I might try that sheet planner myself, thank you.

The one thing that helped me a lot was just my therapist explaining to me that my mom was an adult who made her own decisions about her own life, and It wasn’t my responsibility to fix her problems because of her decisions that she kept making

She’s a huge enabler of my adult brother to the detriment of her own life/wellbeing, and I was so fucked up over not being able to help her in any way. Just that explanation was enough to get me to breathe functionally again.

My dream was the stereotypical actress one, but I never had the confidence to really go for it despite people telling me I’d do well.

Honestly, I regretted not doing it for a span of time, but everything I’ve learned both about the industry and me as a person since then made me realize that it probably would have made me miserable, even if I’d “made it.”

The price of fame, to me, wouldn’t have been worth it. The fakeness of Hollywood, the constant networking/having to deal with people who have a whole host of personality disorders that make them seek out that job, a life constantly being looked into, the persisting pedo problem, the Harvey Weinsteins, etc… I enjoy acting, it’s super fun, but I’m glad I went a different route.

I’m a substation designer now.

An isle seat.

Before you get on your flight, get a bottle of water and chug it as fast as you comfortably can. Have another one to drink throughout the flight. This keeps swelling of your hands and feet down. You’ll have to get up and pee a lot, which is why an isle seat is a good idea, but you’ll be so much more comfortable during and after the flight.

No, with social pressure and fear. Lots of people with shut the fuck up if they think speaking out will get them shunned or fired. A hell of a lot more people will shut the fuck up if they think speaking out will get them killed.

Which is why it’s a utopian movement. They do their best to enslave your thoughts and control your actions, and when that fails (and it always does) they slaughter anyone and everyone that won’t play along.

No person is perfect, so when you demand perfection, you’re going to have to get rid of anyone but those who are perfect at playing perfect.

I don’t think it’s better to go for highly biased news at all, I don’t care what the reporter thinks or feels about the facts, I just want them. The overtly biased news outlets are filled to the brim with opinion. If there are facts a story is leaving out, it will eventually get to me through the absolute garbage microphone that is social media, and I can check out the sources from there.

1440 is what I use. It’s literally bare-bones news articles devoid of any opinion, just facts. They cover both US and international news, and have small culture and sports blips that aren’t click-baity. And it’s emailed to you every day. :)

What’s evil about substack?

Glitter skin and all

Tbf, there aren’t any policies.

I pay $50/mo and then $25 for appts and $50 for ER visits.

If they’re immortal, they’d live through climate change, so no, they wouldn’t GAF.

I mean, I only have one and it’s on my wrist and I didn’t feel anything, so that spot was good.

I dunno, but it sounds nice.

Two things have really helped me when flying. The first is that I chug water prior to the flight, and continue drinking as much water as I can during

You’ll need an aisle seat because you’ll have to pee a lot, but that comes to the second thing: getting up and stretching every hour or so.

The holding your breath thing works. You inhale as much as you can, which stretches your diaphragm out, and hold it as long as you can, even through the next few hiccups. Works like a charm.