Could never hang that guy for treason. The noose would just slide off.

Let’s be honest, most americans can’t point their house out on a map unless it’s googlemaps.

I got my mom who turns 70 this year into Dog Fashion Disco. She loves it.

I didn’t recognize him, with out the piano wire.

Funny enough, hormel and some other brand that use bacon. Most bacon bits are Soy with seasonings.

Make sure to hit last, channel up, last. Foolish proof. I’ll never get caught.