If you didn’t say it, I was going to.
If you didn’t say it, I was going to.
Depends. If it happens once, you’re right. Nothing would change. But after the 2nd or 3rd time in a year? I think the people who inherit it will start seeing a little more charitably.
Welp, that’s shitty.
No safety, Know pain. Amirite?
I fucking need this!
But you’re not doing anything other than proving why you wear a dunce cap.
“oh fuck fuck fuck fuck”
That last part means he was a bored soldier in the middle east, with no use for it, just playing with the tracking instruments.
I didn’t know Russia could look that beautiful! 😍🤣
Bambalance!
I’m a walking unprofitable for-profit prison.
By the colonel, in the kitchen, with a giant vibrator.
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Lmfao! God damnit, now I can expect to see that all over the Internet in a month and a half. “Mothman puts pistols in candy!”
Marijuana?!? I never heard that! Where/when I was growing up, it was always hard, powdered drugs. Like cocaine in a pixie stick. Oh and razorblades in candy apples. I don’t know about the razor blades, but if I remember right, there’s only been one proven instance EVER of people intentionally trying to harm kids through Halloween candy, and it was the father? Or step father? So I wouldn’t even really count that.
My kid tells me to imagine really deranged shit all the time. Now I hate that word.
“someone told me I needed it”
Motherfucker, you NEED a driver’s license and a job.
You think Russia is hard to invade? Try Texas sized Switzerland with bears and moose.