...In other shit that will never happen news, Trump enjoyed a joke at his own expense at a salad bar.
That was fucking great
ITT: Look at the parents, this kid was just rebelling!
Press X to doubt
Or… He was a conservative that saw MAGA as the existential crisis that it is. He decided that he had nothing left to lose. He went for it.
Let’s be real here. The only shame was that he missed.
I think he died for a cause. But that could just be my bias showing.
To the old group: Thank you for destroying what little self confidence I had.
To Fam/Best Friend: You the real MVP’s.
I think we are agreeing with each other. Remember, the only good Nazi is a…
We should all arm ourselves now. Every single bit of this is unprecedented, in the worst possible way. Better to be safe than staring down the barrel of a Luger.
Listen to this jabroni over here. It doesn’t matter that you think The Rock is a skank! Though, if The Rock was cooking a skank, you’d smelllllll what The Rock, was cooking.
Remember the days before automated voice shit? Where you’d just spam “0” until it connected you with a rep?
It was so easy!
Now, it’s I NEED to direct you to the right department. Did you want to pay your bill? If so say YES if not say: Something else.
Whoever designed that system—straight to hell.
You may be on to something
No one is suggesting Trump step down because his base idolizes him. Like false prophet kind of shit. It’s scary, if I’m being honest. How can one convince a fanatic that they are wrong?
I thought it was interesting data, so I put it in a reply.
If you really chosen people I cant wait til the lord takes you back.
Don’t be an antisemite.
K-Ci & JoJo - Tell Me It's Real
THE best K-Ci & JoJo song there is! This is one of my go-to songs when we sing karaoke.
Ini Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper (HQ)
There is another post for this song, however it is the remix. I prefer the original, so here it is 🙂
Proton Mail Auctioning Rare 'X' Username for Charity, Current Bid as of Posting is $50,000,000USD
2023 Proton Fundraiser Auction: X Listing in the Other,Whatever's Left Category on eBid Europe | 220298374
Looking through the history looks a bit suspicious. Even if the questionable bids were removed, it’s still likely to be 100k+ for the username!
Edit: Closer to $15k right now lol.
This knockoff iPhone 12 Pro Max has what appears to be a thin lead bar under the battery.
The metal is smooth, but not shiny. It is super bendable. As soon as I realized what it was, I stopped handling it and washed my hands.
Lead is heavy, but seems such an odd choice for a weight in a consumer device. It must have been cheaper or even free.
NSFW: I am a trans girl who is drunk and high at the same time, AMA!
Give me your worst, Lemmy! Absolutely nothing is off limits. Let’s get fucking weird!
I post this here because /c/iama doesn’t seem to be a thing…
Don’t hold back you jerks!
EDIT: It’s just about 05:00 for me. Night night! I’ll answer any other questions. In a few hours!