Probably Rico Lewis at this rate

Bruno Fernandez: I’m in danger

If you’re Anthony Gordon, Cole Palmer, James Ward Prowse and Sean Longstaff, you must be thinking “what the fuck do I have to do to get in this squad?”

Oh fuck off

Smart from Southgate, leaves Phillips on so then that way when Phillips gets sent off he has someone to blame when England loses

Rashford: I shall not pass

Kane running into that Italian player like a two year old running into a door