Soyjak: Pizza toppings are gross! I just eat the materials raw!
Chad: Eat what you want, how you want.
Edit: I just realized, this isn’t political enough for some people (non-Italians). Imagine Pizza is a metaphor for cannibalism. There, it’s now political.
This is like Satan saying “We’re not going to be able to deal with mass corruption. Just burn everything. That’s the solution.”
That’s an interesting idea… Satan…