“Don’t get high on your own supply”. Violated the golden rule. Social media causes mental illness, when taken in large doses may render you fucking insane.

“Works on my machine”

People act like subscriptions are a new thing for cars, and somehow mentally gloss over the fact that they have to physically go in to renew their energy subscription weekly, not to mention the quarterly, and bi-annual subscriptions for oil and various maintenance respectively.

Everything has always been a subscription, you’re just a frog that’s well done.

Don’t get me started on your road subscription.

I exclusively browse with cURL and manually parse HTML myself the old fashioned way

Very similar to the mindset of: if you don’t drive a pickup truck you are a homosexual

Oh how the mighty have fallen

I can still recall my first PC, I used to love smashing the turbo button. No fucking clue what it did, but it sure was fun to press!

They have an existential population problem, chips won’t really fix that. Their tech prowess might delay the inevitable, but they need to start cranking out some babies or they’re on the fast track to stagnation

But surely the desktop PC market is going to bounce back soon

Any day now

IT guys will stop using it…

Which means they’ll stop deploying it as the default browser on some large enterprises, it won’t ship as defaults in pre-baked images going forward.

Average joes and janes will use Safari and Edge depending on OS.

Where is their growth going to come from after this change? Chromebooks? lol.

I hope they do it, it will hurt them in the long run.

You can bet 300 new uBlock replacements to spring up practically overnight, some of them scams, reducing trust in the Google ecostystem.

Could turn out to be a good thing. All power users will dump Chrome practically overnight, a huge boon to the alternatives, that could actually give them enough momentum to compete with Google for a change. I’m sure they’ve considered this, probably an empty treat.

It was totally consensual

-The couch

Well if politics doesn’t work out for JD there is always OnlyFans

I’ve only had it black as I always take it, there is no coffee I’ve had that tasted more over-roasted so consistently. Its like they made a mistake the first time, and just kept going with it out of tradition. Its vile.

The real surprise is how burnt coffee every became popular in the first place

Its almost funnier to see every news publication constantly refer to it as “X (formerly known as Twitter”), the constant need to remind people of how stupid the decision was it amusing

Cryptic implies there is something to decipher

Hyperloop 2.0

I have like 30 reddit accounts and I’m just trolling not-for-profit, so… maybe ~1,000,000? Seems legit

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The tl;dr seems to be this was a money losing account for Cloudflare, and they couldn’t squeeze them so they weaseled out with some TOS violation to prevent losing money on what was promised to be unlimited traffic, they have better lawyers so they’re not worried.

Cloudflare 100% in the wrong here, they are closing accounts for TOS violations when they are just unprofitable, I would very strongly consider how tightly to couple with them knowing how cavalier they are about squashing small businesses.

If enough of these happen though, they’ll get destroyed by a class action lawsuit, and they’d deserve every bit of it