The madness that is the Brazilian calendar skews the list.

Now Suárez had the honour of scoring a hat-trick in São Januário and it wasn’t against us.

Is that Jorge Fossati?

Inb4 anyone asks what happened to Basel

RB Brasil is now their B team.

They last won the league in 2004. In 2011 they won the Libertadores.

3:30 pm right?

And let’s be honest, it’s not like that kind of climate doesn’t exist elsewhere in South America. Maybe not Uruguay, but Brazil, Ecuador, Venezuela are no strangers to this.

Why doesn’t Colombia play in Bogotá anymore?