Oof, this one sounds serious 🙄

Tesla bootlicker go brrrrr 🤣

(Don’t) Look Around You

I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟

Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY

I’m calling you an idiot for waiting until now to fill up on it , that’s for damn sure. Been watching the country dEsCeNd for 30y & only today decided you’d had enough huh? Passport office go hurrrr

But you’re not gonna give up. You just feel like you are.

If you were gonna give up, you’d have done it the first time, but ya didn’t. There’s something in you that whispers NO FUCKIN WAY AM I GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT

Well, that’s fair. Sorry

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FUCK TRUMP AND IF YOU VOTED for HIM FUCK YOU They don’t play by any goddamn rules. Why should I?

and PUTIN IS SHORT

Trump smells like that PLUS diaper urine smell, so: nice try

This was a fun, interesting read, & I learned a new technical term ; thank you!

IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true

YOU DON’T EVER HAVE TO LET THIS PERSON INTO YOUR LIFE AGAIN

You don’t ever have to suffer any email, phonecall, text, letter, complaint, insult, false claim, insane denial, or outright threat.

I give you permission. You can let this poisoner do their work elsewhere. It isn’t your responsibility. They chose their side & it wasn’t you. They’re never, ever gonna hear the truth.

Don’t let them bleed any more out of you. Someone else deserves it MUCH more.

She isn’t just any prostitute. She’s BIJOU!

Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU VANCE

tbh it looks like an AI broke this down slightly & reconstructed it

No. No talk like that, good god. No reason to work yourself into some fever. Only reason to know what you’re up against. Only reason to know how things usually go. Chill those hands and quell those words.

Which Disney apparently sort of did on their own, but now they’re funding news stories about an employee who went rogue ! Ha see Disney isn’t at fault!! Right?! 🙃