buttwater [they/them]

Damn don’t think I’ve ever been “walk ten miles for burger king” hungry.

Anyway, dead bodies are typically the kind of things you want to report ANONYMOUSLY

Real MVP radicalizer for kids who grew up in conservative shithole towns

Literally used this video yesterday to unclog a very stubborn tp clog. It worked

I shouldn’t have googled it

Absolutely no way this isn’t a reference to Natural Harvest

Not sure I’d hire these guys

Pick a fitness goal you want to accomplish. I like lifting the heaviest weights I can, so I go to the gym 3x a week. My partner, who has never had an affinity for fitness, has found yoga brings them a lot of back pain relief and they enjoy the other associated benefits (flexibility, mindfulness).

Having a pet really helps. Our chihuahua gives us hearty laughs every day.

I started keeping a few houseplants and didn’t enjoy it at all for about 3 years, but being the caretaker for a helpless living thing, and watching it grow and thrive, has awakened something in me.

I really like lighting up some weed at the end of the day and having a little meditation and perspective about my day/month/life.

I also have a convertible and I’ll be damned if driving that thing doesn’t put a smile on my face most days

hunter living the “i hate my dad” dream