It’s bullshit space magic, it probably considers what Thanos thinks of as life. Why it snapped the birds is a different plot hole altogether, because it means he snapped away half the food, too.

Wait, then who are these people sitting at a table next to my bed, holding cards with numbers on them?

Man, I knowledged so hard today.

Good.

Nintendo: they violated our patents!

Court: which ones?

Nintendo: (scribbling furiously on paper) these ones!

Checks out.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

Gaza was fucked no matter what, but some people thought the price of selling our country out was worth not ruining their perfect image of themselves.

If you never do anything, you never have to compromise your morals. Taps forehead

btw gaza’s still fucked. You did nothing.

I resent the idea that people need to be dazzled and appealed to in order to not sell the country out. Absolutely no integrity. No intelligence.

Hence why I called all of you stimulus eater organisms. Paramecium. Fucking amoebas.

Well maybe if you could fucking read…

You let it happen.

I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

In a sane world, literally anyone would have beaten trump. A rotten ham sandwich would have won a write in vote over trump.

I do not blame Democrats for running a bad campaign.

I blame the jellyfish stimulus eater organisms that insist they’re the same species as me who were “not impressed” by Harris but were dazzled by the funny orange meme man with the dick sucking dance.

At this point I don’t hate Trump supporters any more. They’re just dogs. I hate the left for allowing us to get to this stage.

I hope the apocalypse is painful for everyone. It would be the first instance of justice our species would experience.

Ah but you see, I said “both sides”. That’s the phrase you say when you’re really smart. I said that phrase, so I am super smart and will act like I’m smarter than you. Every thought that pops into my head is the greatest thing ever. Now here’s why vaccines cause the flat earth.

Same energy as “I’m actually an ephebophile!”

I said don’t argue with me. You know what to do with your hard drive.

The feds define it as:

Any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct involving a person less than 18 years old

Visual depiction includes cartoons.

Don’t argue with me, call the feds and debate it with them. Maybe give them your hard drive, too. That’s probably better for everyone.

Honestly? I 100% believe he didn’t know what concubine meant. He seems like that kind of dumbass.

Looks like Disney wins New York.

You sound like a nerd that actually played the games instead of getting your opinions from memes. /s

Hmm, not quite.

Speckled Magecock

Now we’re talking.