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  • It’s unpaid fo sho 😞😞

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    fri night rule
  • You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am

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  • This one’s for the untied stats, get mald euros and the rest of those countries in the world you know who you are

    It’s US pres Bush Jr declaring, with full assurances from all trusted intel sources, that he (a frog that looks cute) will NEVER be ballin.

    The next panel shows that he is in fact ballin, as the frog is on the court, basketball in hand, ready to throw down. Bush Jr is shocked as an aide whispers in his ear that a second ball has swished the net; this occurs while he spreads propaganda for his education reform in a class of elementary students (no child left behind).

    This is clearly not a direct analogy to WMDs in Iraq and definitively not related to 9/11

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  • I am impressed

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    the hardest melons require the strongest rules
  • I wanted:

    Grace: Trip, you said you were going to put that away.

    *phone rings*

    thanos: hard melon require throbbing will

    :0

    >:[

    Trip: Okay, thanos you need to leave now

    I got:

    The buff senator from metal gear rising could beat thano, but only when red sun is playing

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  • abs love I was going for Façade-posting but I actually accidentally created a honey trap for nerds (not derogatory, this time)

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    Crappy D20 [Rule]
  • This is some hot data

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  • Tbh prob cause it’s run by cats😞

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  • p-p-put it in…catbox.moe

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    Running a OPNsense firewall in a VM?
  • I followed some guide to put Opnsense on Proxmox. I pass through 2 NICs and set the KVM (using the Proxmox make-a-VM GUI) to be the CPU arch it runs on for that extra speed (but that setting precludes easy transfer to a new box with a different arch). Plenty fast and I run another Linux VM on the same box that does stuff I’d want Opnsense to do (DNS, VPN, etc.).

    If I did it again I’d prob do LXD (Incus now), Proxmox has a long startup time and is fiddly to use (to me at least). Looks like Incus can do the same KVM thing, just with less steps and stock Debian.

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    Ireland Phone Rule 😭
  • joke about this is the phone Biden used to call the Irish pres after they finally knocked off queen Lizzy

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    It's Rulesday
  • Thanks professor dog!

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    F in the rule for Achilles
  • Gdi how could I let this mistake through, ofc rome didn’t even exist during the Trojan war

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    italian rule
  • Hot damn I bet they’d go down smooth, also aww :)

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    italian rule
  • He the bready guzzler of the local olive garten, he the throat GOAT of the unlimited bread sticks, he not perverted he just Italian

    (This was posted on moldy Monday so it’s old and unrelevant. A few years ago cum omo was the governor of New York, a state (sub-governing body akin to flächenländer in Germany) within the United States of America. He was repeatedly accused of sexual harassment and his defense was to say “I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian” implying that the sexual harassment was actually just people misunderstanding regular American-Italian peoples’ interaction with others. Clearly that is stupid as all American-Italians do not sexual harass everyone, and he resigned in disgrace.

    It is important to note that in the United States of America there is a significant concentration of Italian Americans in New York State (and Jersey…) and they refer to themselves as “Italians” still despite their ancestors being in America for many, many generations. This is due to the racism they experienced in earlier generations fostering a strong connection to their original cultural identity. Irish Americans are very similar.)

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    dig a trench there four decades later rule
  • Narrator: The Origin GENESIS Elite Desktop Gaming PC had a positive RGB coefficient at low GAMING output. Due to a phenomena known as FPS poisoning (a 12 y.o. called you a slur in CS:Go), the Origin GENESIS Elite Desktop Gaming PC had reached low GAMING output. In response, the control fans were slowed. The positive RGB coefficient effect kicked in, and the control fans could not spin up fast enough. The Origin GENESIS Elite Desktop Gaming PC reached critical GAMER levels and exploded.

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    dig a trench there four decades later rule
  • P sure it’s the 4th reactor at Chernobyl, soviets covered it up but it actually looked exactly like a gaming PC

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  • Reference: https://www.axios.com/2022/04/09/ukraine-chernobyl-russian-trenches-radioactive-zone

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  • 👏Dino👏nuggie👏posting👏

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  • Oh shot that’s a great idea, how long does the potato last before it goes bad?

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  • Hell yeah! A lil buzz never hurt anyone

    As far as I can tell I don’t hear the GPU when the screen changes, just when the CPU is cranked. I might budget in a hella cheap Chinese audio card to splurge tho, thanks for the note didn’t know they got so cheap! That’s basically 1 McDonald’s hashbrown in cost

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  • More facade posting Also Trip’s ass amiright

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