No.

Unless this is the anarchism communi- . . it is?

Yes.

lol. Imagine the reporter running to the shithead with the hottest fight going with Butthead to ask his opinion.

What a scoop. Fuckin’ AI could have done that.

The person who found him marked the event by saying, “Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here”

None. Go nuts.

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BZZZZZT

Thank you for the detailed information - that’s very interesting stuff.

I think a lot of companies are hoping that they can replace enough of human judgment with these systems such that they don’t have to pay for as many working hours

Yep. And given the nature of our world-famous health care, that’s a given to cause death and suffering - outside of the usual causes.

Well that’s not terrifying.

DO NOT put this kind of information in an app!

If you absolutely have to have it in your phone, use the calendar and pick some event that’s plausible monthly with a unique name so you can search on it. “Checked for Mxyzlptik updates”, “Look at travel to Canada prices” or whatever.

If you need more functionality than that you’ll need an offline solution. We live in a fascist dictatorship now. They hate women. And they will 100% use that information against you if they can.

Depends. Are you a vole?

Of course they do! All common knowledge is created and approved by the central knowledge body.

*cries*

Aw jeez now will you UNHOOK THIS please already?!

I do NOT deserve this type of shabby treatment!

People are buying them?

. . why?

No owlcounting for taste!

2000 was bugfuck insane.

They’re an insufferable asshole? I’d guess.

Awesome. One of the few stand-up people during the first horrific nightmare.

The Trump messaging was really pretty brilliant.

THE FUCK?! What the fuck was the “Trump messaging”?!

THEY’RE EATING THE CATS?!

Brilliant now. Jesus FUCKING CHRIST.

the sizable mass of extremely low information voters

If this was the 1920s you’d have a point. Hell, the 1950s, 60’s even.

It’s 2024. There’s a huge mass of information in every square inch of the world now. There’s no excuse for being so goddamned stupid.

“Out here, you pay $5 for a dozen eggs. It used to be $1, or even 99 cents,” Mr Negron added. “A lot of us have woken up, in my opinion, from Democratic lies that things have been better. We realised things were better then.”

Listen to that fucking garbage. “Democratic lies” “We realised things were better then”. That’s right wing media copypasta if there ever was any.

Absolute fucking shitheaded moron fuck who’s screwed us all to ingratiate himself with nazis.

Terrific Titling!