I can’t help that I’m into that freak shit.

Spider Christians that use the spider cross on something might be mistaken for Red Hot Chili Peppers fans.

Ooh, a Pez dispenser!

I’ve found that folks with beliefs that aren’t respectable, like believing that minorities don’t deserve rights, tend to need to be reminded to respect other people’s beliefs. Many times those beliefs hurt no one, like belief in astrology.

So they just weaponize and twist the lessons they were given to silence others so they can continue harming others.

When you are doing voice to text and your owl is trying to get your attention.

If they don’t listen, time to escalate to Webster.

Some older folks do that. They print them out to file away or draft their responses (that they then later type and send back). I don’t think it’s as common as it used to be, though.

A reference to Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit. (Notice the name of the doctor in the first panel.)

What the hell.

I would like to think I’m a decent developer. I know what I’m talking about when it comes to code.

I do not know what I’m talking about in other fields. So I don’t speak like I know what I’m talking about there.

Hopefully PG learned this skill in the last 20 or so years.

Legs for days

It blows my mind when people do that.

“Hey, the way that you styled yourself makes me not want to have sex with you.”

“Uhhh… Cool?”

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When Martha from accounting last asked me what my plans were for that night, I told her I was going to slap my chicken.

She won’t look me in the eye any more.

“Sick, Sad World” from Daria

Honestly, good for them. I hope this changes abusers for the better. It helps when they go to these voluntarily instead of forced. It’s really great that they acknowledge some people who go to these are going for the wrong reasons. (My ex was forced into a program sort of like this by the court, and learned nothing but more vocabulary to try to turn it around on me. He still thinks he did nothing wrong.)

The universe wanted to support the library. I love it.

Oh god dammit. That is very disappointing.

Ugh, as if.

The first part would have tipped me off if I didn’t have multiple customers compare me to Nazi concentration camp workers at my last job.

I was trying to help them get their assigned device to them, so they could do their job… Lots of them didn’t like that their ticketing system went digital.