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  • linux foundation executive director meme

    cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/13709593

    > image description: > a cutout of a press release by linux foundation with the text: "Innovation in financial technology is critical and Tazama is at the forefront of that evolution," said Jim Zemlin, Executive Director of the Linux Foundation. > > below is linkedin post of his wife sheela zemlin that says: > At Bakkt, our vision is to connect the digital economy for consumers, business and institutions. We are at the center of embedded finance for digital assets, bringing these front and center through our partners' digital experiences. > I'm hiring a VP of Business Development to lead one or more of our key verticals. Must have strong track record in tech strategic partnerships for SaaS or Fintech products. Looking for strong SME across Retail, Enterprise, Card Issuer or Travel segments. SF, NYC, Bay Area is ideal. > https://Inkdin/gqiA-4Xw > #buisnessdevelopment #cryptocurrency #digitalassets #b2b2c > > and below that is stock performance of the aforementioned company for the last five years where after initial IPO, stick price has crashed almost 94%, indicating a classic pump and dump scheme. > > in the bottommost are is Michael Jordan(but with face swapped with Sheela's) saying *and I took that personally, referencing the famous meme > > > information courtesy https://techrights.org/n/2024/03/17/Jim_Zemlin_Says_Linux_Foundation_Should_Combat_Fraud_Together_W.shtml

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    linux foundation executive director meme

    image description: a cutout of a press release by linux foundation with the text: "Innovation in financial technology is critical and Tazama is at the forefront of that evolution," said Jim Zemlin, Executive Director of the Linux Foundation.

    below is linkedin post of his wife sheela zemlin that says: At Bakkt, our vision is to connect the digital economy for consumers, business and institutions. We are at the center of embedded finance for digital assets, bringing these front and center through our partners' digital experiences. I'm hiring a VP of Business Development to lead one or more of our key verticals. Must have strong track record in tech strategic partnerships for SaaS or Fintech products. Looking for strong SME across Retail, Enterprise, Card Issuer or Travel segments. SF, NYC, Bay Area is ideal. https://Inkdin/gqiA-4Xw #buisnessdevelopment #cryptocurrency #digitalassets #b2b2c

    and below that is stock performance of the aforementioned company for the last five years where after initial IPO, stick price has crashed almost 94%, indicating a classic pump and dump scheme.

    in the bottommost are is Michael Jordan(but with face swapped with Sheela's) saying *and I took that personally, referencing the famous meme

    information courtesy https://techrights.org/n/2024/03/17/Jim_Zemlin_Says_Linux_Foundation_Should_Combat_Fraud_Together_W.shtml

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    I use arch BTW
  • stick figure showing a giant thumbs up, seemingly not interested in the conversation

    your username reveals a lot about you, BTW

  • Could you please fuckıng not, Urban Dictionary?
  • they can still help improve perceived startup time by caching layout, CSS, and some static pages.

  • Could you please fuckıng not, Urban Dictionary?
  • in case you aren't joking: Progressive Web App. Something apple doesn't like much now

  • yes, I run KDE 1 on Debian 13. how could you tell?
  • it's nothing for a GNU/Linux user

  • yes, I run KDE 1 on Debian 13. how could you tell?
  • just like god intended. not as beautiful as templeos though

  • yes, I run KDE 1 on Debian 13. how could you tell?
  • ikr! ancient desktop environment on unstable release

  • yes, I run KDE 1 on Debian 13. how could you tell?

    screenshot of KDE version 1 running on Debian 13(sid)

    taken from: https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/comments/1buqeeo/kde_112_kde_1_compiled_on_debian_13_trixie/

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    the future seems bleak
  • then you mustn't have seen LATAM memes! they are super uncanny.

  • the future seems bleak
  • thanks! it's a result of many a personal experience. :p

  • the future seems bleak
  • yes, though if you can't wait for lineageos to be available for you device, you can flash a GSI

  • the future seems bleak
  • that was my intention. thanks for putting it into words

  • the future seems bleak
  • yeah, the meme template I used is intentionally like that with the trollface and such. sorry if it bothered you. I had to recently interact with one of these dis-services and it made me think of this.

  • the future seems bleak

    I hate antichrist meme template.

    two people wearing helmets with logos of big corporations are raiding a house. The text below them reads, "we've got you surrounded, use our dis-services".

    the person whose house is being raided is hiding, holding a gun with logos of GNU, Linux, Lineageos, Firefox, and Lemmy. The text above him says, "I hate corporations, I hate crony-capitalism."

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    Windows users don't want copilot on their taskbar
  • powered with state-of-the-art AI

  • Gimme like $300+ per year, chump.
  • libreoffice suite got me through university!

  • Debian security amirite?
  • hey Dan, why don't you post blogs now?

  • we've updated our privacy policy starter pack
  • thanks for the insightful comment

  • we've updated our privacy policy starter pack
  • it's just the beginning

  • we've updated our privacy policy starter pack
  • it's a good resource. I have it as an extension

  • we've updated our privacy policy starter pack
  • i don't even use discord but still get those emails every year(I think someone accidentally made an account with my mail). it's crazy that these companies update their privacy policies every year, refining and adding more convoluted clauses.

  • /c/starterpacks @lemmy.ml lemmesay @discuss.tchncs.de
    we've updated our privacy policy starter pack

    cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/13421298

    > "we've updated our privacy policy" starter pack > > - getting innocent looking emails at nighttime > screenshots of emails(only header shown, with statusbar showing 9pm) from reddit and discord > - only lists ways in which they violate your privacy, legally > - gigantic walls of text without a way to see before-after > screenshots of privacy policy from docusign and tumblr > - always about using data to sell, or rain AI > screenshots of news articles of reddit selling data to Google; tumblr, docusign, and discord to use data to train AI models.

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    we've updated our privacy policy starter pack

    "we've updated our privacy policy" starter pack

    • getting innocent looking emails at nighttime screenshots of emails(only header shown, with statusbar showing 9pm) from reddit and discord
    • only lists ways in which they violate your privacy, legally
    • gigantic walls of text without a way to see before-after screenshots of privacy policy from docusign and tumblr
    • always about using data to sell, or rain AI screenshots of news articles of reddit selling data to Google; tumblr, docusign, and discord to use data to train AI models.
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    who would win: evil corp edition

    who would win meme format

    [left side: apple] expensive monetarily but petty in actions

    [right side: openai] open in name but closed in reality

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    how to make a brownie rule

    screenshot of a comment section of pornhub with the following comments: > NotVladimirPutin69: How to make brownies for my birthday?

    > johansson55: so you're gonna need a baking tray, preferably one about 8x8 inches, some parchment paper, 1 cup of sugar, 3/4 cup of AP flower, 2/3 cup of cocoa powder and 1/2 cup of powdered sugar, about half a cup of chocolate chips, a teaspoon of sea salt, 2 eggs, 1/2 cup of olive oil, and 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract start by preheating the oven to 325 farenheit (-163 celcius), lightly spray your baking dish with some cooking spray and then add the parchment paper (this makes it easier to remove the-

    > johansson55: brownies when they're done. mix the dry ingredients (and the chocolate chips) in a bowl, remember to sift the powdered sugar and cocoa through a fine mesh strainer to avoid clumping. and in a larger bowl, whisk the eggs, oil, vanilla, and 2 tablespoons of water, and then slowly add the dry ingredients. stir until combined, but not too much, then pour the mixture into your baking dish. bake for —45 minutes, and voila, brownies!! (let cool completely before removing from the baking dish)

    > johansson55: Hope this helps!! Let me know how it goes if you do decide to make them I haven't used this recipe in a while, but hopefully it works out

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    I only like pointers, not humans

    we're not the same meme with the following text:

    you like threesome I like leetcode.com/problems/3sum we're not the same

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    on the bright side, I get to smoke for free

    image description: image of a person happy-crying with the text: me when my city's AQI is "unhealthy" and not "dangerous"

    on the bottom is a screenshot of a weather app showing AQI of 110 and labeled unhealthy

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    yes, I have four different desktop environments. how could you tell?

    image description: a picture of a laptop's log-in screen, with the gear icon in the bottom selected(to change desktop environment) the four options are:

    • GNOME Classic
    • GNOME Classic on Xorg
    • Ubuntu
    • Ubuntu on Xorg
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    thanks for the transition, Emacs

    a meme with two halves. on top is a screenshot of the terminal with the following text: ```bash Generated ~/.config/emacs/.local/env Installing plugins > Installing straight... > Installing packages... > Updating recipe repos... > Cloning Llink-hint.el...emacsmirror-mirror. .. > Building link-hint... > Building link-hint > Cloning avy...

    • Checked out avy: be612110cb116a38b8603df36794 > Building link-hint > Building avy... > Building link-hint... > Cloning drag-stuff.el... > Building drag-stuff... > Cloning company-shell... ``` the lines installing straight and building drag-stuff are highlighted in red. on the bottom is Confused Nick Young face
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    doesn't help that I know Spanish

    image description: meme template is two buff men beating a rectangle with the following quadrants:

    • rectangle labeled me saying: I just learnt object pronouns o/a, você, nos, os/as. portuguese isn't that difficult
    • red buffed man labeled -lo/-la, -los/-las with infinitives laughing
    • purple buffed man labeled lhe, lhes with verbs ending in a joining red and laughing hysterically
    • both beating the rectangle while laughing, with rectangle crying.
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    Hans bzzimmer

    image description:

    me: sleeping a random fly: the next song is called bzzbzz(accompanied by an image of a fly playing a tiny piano)

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    and they kissed afterwards

    image description: no description this time as you can see this post directly(it's more accessible than my descriptiom would be) https://fosstodon.org/@archlinux/111931790994773035

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    ditch discord!

    person backing up his car exploitable with the following four panels:

    1. person looking ahead. the text below him says, "wow a cool software. let's check out the community"
    2. screenshot with the text > Community > The main place where the community gathers is our Discord server. Feel free to join there to ask questions, help out others, share cool things you created with Typst, or just to chat.
    3. hand on gear shift zoomed in, switching to reverse
    4. person looking behind with the text "nevermind".
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    rare debian updates

    image description: two soyjaks superimposed on a terminal screen, pointing towards the terminal output that reads the following:

    91 packages can be upgraded. Run 'apt list --upgradable' to see them. N: Repository 'http://deb.debian.org/debian bookworm InRelease' changed its 'Version' value from '12.4' to '12.5'

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    classic opsec mistake

    cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/10692187

    > so, the company was Vastaamo. was because it got bankrupt after the breach, and GDPR violations. > > the "hacker"(or rather cracker) was extradited from France to Finland. > you can read about how terrible the company's security was here: https://tietosuoja.fi/en/-/administrative-fine-imposed-on-psychotherapy-centre-vastaamo-for-data-protection-violations > > or watch mental outlaw's video on the matter, or the Wikipedia article on the breach. > > now there are several things that shouldn't have happened (e.g.: don't do these things on your main OS, have root access disabled, etc.), but I'll leave that to you experts.

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    classic opsec mistake

    so, the company was Vastaamo. was because it got bankrupt after the breach, and GDPR violations.

    the "hacker"(or rather cracker) was extradited from France to Finland. you can read about how terrible the company's security was here: https://tietosuoja.fi/en/-/administrative-fine-imposed-on-psychotherapy-centre-vastaamo-for-data-protection-violations

    or watch mental outlaw's video on the matter, or the Wikipedia article on the breach.

    now there are several things that shouldn't have happened (e.g.: don't do these things on your main OS, have root access disabled, etc.), but I'll leave that to you experts.

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    crash in Ubuntu GNU/Linux

    this is the first time in many years of my GNU/Linux journey that I saw a BSOD. on my office machine BTW. personal machine has never crashed even once. the crash was due to 100% RAM and swap usage.

    image description: a mobile-clicked photo of a laptop screen. the background is full black with a sad computer image in the middle. the text below it reads: "Oh no! something has gone wrong. A problem has occurred and the system can't recover. Please log out and try again." just below it is a small button with the text "log out"

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    lemmesay lemmesay @discuss.tchncs.de

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