Great, now I’m craving W&W’s

What in the world are you talking about? This just simply isn’t true

So deep.

Wait, do you mean Nyan cat?

This damn bot needs to be retired. I’ve never seen it in the positive number of upvotes. I’m aware I can block it, but I’ve decided not to because I need something in my life to siphon anger into

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Another great one syllable Yiddish word is Schmuck

That’s good! I really gotta hand it to you on this one.

Maybe someone smarter than me can answer a question that this picture prompted in my mind. How come Mars in just a pinprick in the sky for us looking at Mars from Earth, but a crescent is visible of the earth from the surface of Mars?

Edit: I am as dumb as I expected. Thanks for the responses, and a big fuck you to the person who shamed me for my ignorance. I’m glad that there was only one

Kids are picky. It’s just a fact of life. This person isn’t a bad parent because of that.

…during an overhead thunderstorm with metal helmet on

The mental gymnastics you are performing are gold medal worthy

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Huge Jackedman

That would be a shame. Threshers aren’t designed to grind up trash and it might cost the owner a bit in maintenance

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If that’s true it would be sad if it wasn’t just so damn funny

Yes. Also, the letter labeling makes no fucking sense. There’s no point to it

Ah yes, the classic defense of someone who is dead wrong but is too weak to admit it.