Careful, you might get metalosis.

Jiggling TBD.

Blindly copy whatever notes you already have. Letter for letter, typo for typo, doodle for doodle.

The game’s not awful, it’s just broken. The ridiculous quantity and length of load screens was obviously avoidable. Levels try a lot of things that work fine most of the time, but suffer hilarious bugs for no sane reason. There were surely unaddressed playtester notes about how annoying certain bosses were - both for gameplay, and for repetitive audio barks.

I dunno that it needs a full from-scratch remaster, but it could definitely stand some professional updates. Or drop the assets into a new engine so it can take fresh shaders and feel like it’s copying Mario Odyssey instead of Mario Sunshine.

Don’t use inline code / code blocks formatting for text. There’s no line breaks and the syntax highlighting is nonsense.

“Oh come on, why the fuck, there’s no possible reason this code should-- wrong variable.”

I have too many comments reading “… how did this ever work?”

Is this security through obscurity?

Or for a one-off, copy the image in one program and paste it into another. Then it’s just pixels.

Even before… all this… anyone still on Twitter was an asshole.

Stop visiting the Nazi bar.

“Oh, you’re up early.”

“Sure.”

“What would you call this show?”

… Holocaust Survivor.

No, seriously. What was the benefit to Gaza in letting America fall to a fascist who cares even less about Gaza? They’re not even gonna get lip service. Israeli politicians are already like ‘what few restraints we had are now gone, let’s do it once and for all.’

The situation over there wouldn’t be much better, if y’all had stopped telling people not to vote against a fascist - but it would be better. Nevermind how much better we’d all be, over here, where you fucking live. This was a course of action with no material benefit to anyone you care about. How the fuck is it our fault, for pointing out that’s what would happen?

Incompetence would be so much better than what’s coming.

Nothing inside a video game should cost real money.

Nothing inside a video game should cost real money.

Temporarily acknowledging the game you actually bought. It’s allowed to exist, for a FOMO-appropriate period of time. Then it gets yanked away from you, again.

Never give Nintendo money.

Surprisingly realistic.