A little bird told me he begged the FA for this one last PL match.

“One last time, please!” said Taylor while his lips quivers.

“But why? We sent you down there as a retirement plan. You’re already rich after that last job!”

“I… need to do it one last time… for old time sake, give this to me… I… just want to make sure I still remember the feeling…”

“Alright, who do you want to fuck over?”

“Obviously, it’s Chelshit”

“Say no more Mr. Taylor, say no more.”