sourquincelog [he/him]

“we’re giving them a few more weeks to starve more people out before we ‘admonish’ them for starving people”

Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US

At around 13, with no experience outside knowing how to ride a bike, attempted a 6 foot BMX bike jump, the kind with a near-verticle lip. After two bailed attempts, I committed to MORE SPEED on the third try. I went straight up, couldn’t position the bike forward, and fell directly backward onto my unhelmeted head and back onto packed dirt and gravel. Always kind of felt dumber, slower after that day

Did I miss raktajino?

Edit: I did not, raktajino snubbed

The girl reading this

Just put it in the replicator

drinking raktajino on the swing shift

If you mean top right, it seems like that’s the #1 pussy getter

Being aware of it is the first step. It’s the same rush you get from cursing when in pain, or punching a pillow/wall when you’re upset. The flood of anger, especially righteous anger, can be it’s own reinforcement. Stop giving yourself that stimulation. You’ll feel agitated and restless, but you need to break the habit. Substitute a different habit. Check out cute animal videos from The Dodo, or enjoy some Primitive Technology, or watch some Veg Village recipe videos.

Reminds me of the story of the Alexander Matrosov memorial. A Ukrainian Soviet soldier who blocked the opening of a Nazi machine gun nest by shoving his body into it, absorbing gunfire and shielding his comrades, enabling them to advance on the position. The fascist government of Ukraine dismantled the memorial in his hometown of Dnipro, and is attempting to rewrite history but claiming he had never been to Ukraine and was a Turkic Bashkir using a false name.

Think about how dumb the average classmate you had in school was. Now, realize they’re an adult who goes around “explaining things” to others without a teacher correcting them. That is the state of Internet comments

Was a good read, thanks for sharing

Affecting 3,000 trucks? They sold 520,000 Silverados in 2022. Wonder how many are actually going to experience roof failure

Glass Onion is easy: annoying tech guy trope (musk, zuck, SBF)

Loot is obviously a reference to Melinda Gates/whoever divorced

I’d say so much billionaire content because our society pays a lot of attention to billionaires. It’s not like we have Royals anymore. Wealth/power fantasies.

Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

Due to US sanctions against Venezuela, they had to close the Panera Bread in Caracas. The only way Maduro can get the lemonade that kills people is by going next door to Guyana

You’re thinking of Guarana. Venezuela is trying to annex Guano

Missile: zoomy boomy

Reagan huh

When my wyze vacuum starts up, it loudly robotically says “starting cleaning” and wherever my dog is in the house, she flings herself directly at the vacuum in a frothing rage and follows it around the house trying to bite its spinning brush for corners. Whenever I say “starting cleaning”, my dog goes for the vacuum too

That is one way to get their attention