If you roll around the ground holding your face, automatic orange card.

Why does a bang to the head/fave require the recipient to hit the deck?

Did you ever bang your head of the kitchen cupboard and roll around the kitchen floor in front of your missus? I hope not!

He was disqualified from being a director in England because of the dodgy shit he did at Spurs. He was a fraud, a con man, a terrible manager.

Absolutely not. The British government will see to it that it never happens as long as their current owners are there.

I’ve watched both play. Bellingham is as close to Zidane as any other player since. I’d argue Jude is even more effective.

Roy Keane. EOT.

Declan Rice played 3 senior games for Ireland, then declared for England. A rat.

Declan Rice is a rat.

Robinho to City. The poor chap thought he was signing for a different club.

Hmmm, refs used to wear red when Scotland played in navy.