Here he comes to make 'em pay.

Hyperion, anyone?

I second this motion.

Stupid beasts!

Well imagine my shock.

Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.

When I was a contractor, me and the guys on my crew used to say “you can tuna piano, but you can’t tuna half.” Just a little inside joke that didn’t have to make sense to make us giggle.

My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.

Looks stupid.

Satanists are still out here fighting the good fight, and we still don’t believe in a literal Satan.

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

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Goddamn better believe it.

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Your words, not mine. I think they’re all still bastards.