United’s vibe is basically ‘what if we tried to press like Tottenham but weren’t very good at it?’ — they force a lot of high turnovers but allow chances at about the same rate as Wolves and Nottingham Forest.

This line cracked me up LMAO

If he, alisson and Nunez are put on same flight, it’s going to be a long awkward flight

Your neighbor comes into your house and steals your dinner on every Sunday.

You also hungry multiple times a year because local cops are too lazy to investigate. They even appoint security at your door but he falls asleep.

After a year the neighbor is finally convicted of crime. You expect the cops to pay back to you or the neighbor who kept stealing?

Did someone record your frog dance?

Well mbappe leave psg first or United get sold first?

Imagine conceding 4 goals to Chelsea LMAO

My team will never

Won 3 points. But at the cost??

That’s the first time I have seen Thiago after he went into summer hibernation

Yeah?

And those fundamental changes?

Only referees with eyes will be able to officiate the games from the season starting 2026

Can someone find the data that proves that this is very normal and regular thing refs do on their free time so that we can kill this stupid conspiracy theory