Patrick Stewart will take the role of Manchester United’s interim chief executive when Richard Arnold departs the club.
The Athletic reported last month that Arnold, who replaced Ed Woodward in February 2022, was expected to depart if Sir Jim Ratcliffe succeeded in his bid to buy a 25 per cent stake in the club.
United are yet to confirm Ratcliffe’s proposed £1.3billion investment — one that is set to see the British billionaire take sporting control — but Arnold is set to depart as part of an anticipated wider restructure off the field.
Stewart, the Old Trafford club’s...
More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.
And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there’s Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and…
On the bright side for United, maybe he’ll magically sub himself in to score the CL winning goal (and then Posh Spice’s clothes fall off just for the hell of it)
If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.
More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.
Oh wait…
Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.
Mind control them to behave around women
Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha
And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.
And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there’s Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and…
On the bright side for United, maybe he’ll magically sub himself in to score the CL winning goal (and then Posh Spice’s clothes fall off just for the hell of it)
“Casemiro feeds a through ball to Rashford into the box and–OOO that’s a nasty challenge by Romero who’s attempted a flying Chun Li helicopter kick!”
Apoca-who?