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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Rent a tuxedo and a limousine; tell her you’re taking her out for a nice night, and do so - dinner at a nice restaurant with drinks and all that. Candles and shit. Before dessert comes, get down on one knee. Look her in the eyes and tell her how much she means to you - how you’ll always love and cherish her. Reach into your pocket, and pull out a Venus. Maintain eye contact. Then pop the question.

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        11 months ago

        I’m picturing a man on one knee in a nice restaurant. The woman looks flustered. While maintaining eye contact, and in a serious tone, the man asks…“Will you please shave your snatch?”

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          11 months ago

          Aaand at that point, she leaves and you never see her again 🤣.

          Hell, I wouldn’t be insulted, I almost never get insulted 😂, but people man… they take shit way way too seriously.