over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoHumans Against Shittinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1606arrow-down125file-text
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·10 months agoIf I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·10 months agoWish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·10 months agoSTOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-210 months agoWish granted, I’m the murderous kind of genie now. So… What’s your last wish?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoJeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.
minus-squareBringMeTheDiscoKing@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoGranted. You are on the moon (with empty bladder and poop shute)
minus-squareqyron@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoMay every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoWe got a ten shitter here! Bruh, chill out.
minus-squaretweeks@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoEven if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoWell no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
minus-squareSapphire Velvet@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoEverybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoIf I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoHydroPress has you covered. Not really, but Happy Holidays!
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoWere you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU Can’t make this shit up 😂🤣
If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
Wish granted, I’m the murderous kind of genie now. So… What’s your last wish?
Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.
Granted. You are on the moon (with empty bladder and poop shute)
May every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.
We got a ten shitter here!
Bruh, chill out.
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
Everybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a
Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx
market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.If I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
HydroPress has you covered.
Not really, but Happy Holidays!
Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU
Can’t make this shit up 😂🤣