• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I have one fork with extra long tines. Dunno where it came from. But every time I grab it, I’m like “Yo, long boi! Youre not going to stab me this time are you?”

    And the long fork does not assure me that its not going to stab me this time, because it does not like to lie.