I miss getting on a plane and reading Skymall to see what batshit crazy stuff they had to sell. Anyone else?
Here you go:
Yeah, they’re another good one.
Wait, Skymall isn’t a thing anymore? Here I thought I was just picking shitty airlines…
https://www.flyingsmarter.com/what-happened-to-skymall
“SkyMall declared bankruptcy in January of 2015, but they were purchased in April 2015 and relaunched the following month as an online retailer. There was a plan to get back into planes but that never really happened. Today, SkyMall is still an online retailer.”
Huh, all online now…
I was more confused about what SkyMall even was. Even if I never went into one, I knew what Sharper Image was. I thought SkyMall must have been a regional chain.
Sharper Image style catalog in the seat back pockets on airplanes.
Yeah, I don’t fly if I can help it and I think frequent flyers overestimate how ubiquitous air travel is.
I miss the Edge Company. It was like someone took The Sharper Image and slapped a medium-thick coat of 90’s rad on it with a mild focus on EDC-style pocket junk.
It sounds like a clone of Hot Topic but aimed at the raver crowd.
It was more of an edge lord vibe
I miss when the products themselves weren’t cheap garbage. Back in the early 00s they hit a stride of products that were cooler versions of products available everywhere else, same function, better form.
I’m convinced that all the stupid shit in Skymall is still available on the Internet, but I miss having it all collected in one place. The curated ridiculousness was perfect.
You mean like skymall.com?
Big foot statue is there. It’s legit.
Edit: although many, many things are listed as “sold out”. Most things, in fact.
I like seeing Sharper Image stuff in thrift stores. Take their stuff out of the curated experience of their old mall stores, and it’s obvious that it’s plastic garbage.
I used to love going into The Sharper Image and Brookstone stores at the mall when I was a kid.
I used to love going in those two stores to sample the massage chairs.
For like a minute then I watch a movie on my phone
Always wanted those shoes with the spring in your step
It’s a map and you JUMP to CONCLUSIONS!
This idea, this is the worst idea I have ever heard…
Yes, Tom. Horrible.
The spirit of it still exists in temu ads. Turn off your ad blocker for a minute and you’ll be inundated with cheap plastic things that you think are great ideas and you’ll use once and forget about.
You can’t truly replicate the experience until you take those Temu products and mark the prices up 500% though.
The trip to sharper image was not complete until you got to sit in the massage chair.
Only if my battery runs out on the plane.
Do any Canadians remember The Little It Store?
Sometimes I miss DAK - I had their bread maker and gave it to my Dad when I moved overseas, and it made excellent - if round - loafs.
Yeah dude that stuff always blew my mind as a kid. Browsing the real sharper image store then was a treat too. I got a skymall hot dog toaster one Christmas and it was amazing.