Actually lol’d
I picked that up on Facebook back in 2020 during the pandemic, before I deleted my account. I’ve gotten a ton of mileage out of it. It’s one of my favorites.
As a hetero: lol. Thanks, I’m stealing this.
I got a ton of ‘em!
Information will be free
Our meme folder. 😎
Not sure if he’s hetero
He is really upset about missing Pride this year.
Basabe’s lawsuit accuses parade organizers of violating his First Amendment rights to free speech
Oh look, another dumbass, asshole republican who doesn’t understand the first amendment but won’t let the stop him from being a complete douche.
They always seem to forget freedom of association is included in the first amendment, and that includes the right to tell Someone you don’t like them and don’t want to be around them
“I don’t understand. Why are they booing me? I’m white!”
Unless it’s a parade put on by the GOVERNMENT the first amendment doesn’t really even apply.
He is a bully.
Dude is so deep in the closet, he found Narnia.
Do you think there will be a video of him sucking off a farm worker, too?
Not a video I want to see, but a video I support his right to make as long as the farm worker consents.
Now THAT would be within his rights. All the consetual farmer blowjobs he wants. That’s American if you ask me.
Reference? For uh, political reasons.
Peter Schmidt ® Wisconsin
who had a video of Schmidt performing oral sex on another man.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Schmidt_(Wisconsin_politician)
Such a dick move, it’s so gay.
Suck a dick. It’s so gay.
This is the worst kind of discrimination; the kind against me!
This guy, probably
It’s a hate crime because he hates it.
Let him participate, and carry large sings around him, pointing to him and telling the public the truth about this person.
Supply the crowd with tomatoes and eggs
He can participate all he wants, they just don’t have to give him his his own float…
Like, imagine the shit show every parade would be if anyone that wanted to got a float.
The Macy’s day parade would be going on till new year’s
OK but that would be an amazing law, imagine the sights we’d see!
I know the first Mad Max is considered a prequel because there’s some semblance of society left…
But goddamn, I would love it for this to be the origin of their society. Like one year it reaches critical mass and a major parade is still going when the next is scheduled to start.
And the only way to replace one is to destroy the ongoing one thru combat
We go thru generations of the Parade Wars, with shit becoming so all consuming that it’s the only thing that survived. The instinctual compulsion to ridiculous performative vehicles that actually move incredibly slowly when you think about it.
I could see how the whole “witness me!” thing originated more civilly, with the requirement being two unrelated witnesses and a notary on float application paperwork.
You didn’t fill out the proper forms…
IN TRIPLICATE!!!
Yeah, he looks like it.
Like what?
I mean, the organization is just trying to make sure he doesn’t say gay. Wouldn’t want a republican to break the law.
They finally
repealedoverturned that law in Florida. Just in case you wanted to know.Oh good, that went through? I saw it was up but never saw the result so thank you.
Seems to be missing from the thread (only last name mentioned at time of post):
Mr Tiny Dick is Fabián Basabe. I heard he kisses men. Ok, that last part isn’t true. But I hope it’s an intrusive thought.
I saw something on Facebook that I wish I could find. It was a tweet by a guy that said bisexuality was only when you had sex with both genders, it couldn’t be attraction to both genders because then everybody would be bisexual.
Nobody wanted to tell him.
I did hear he kisses men. And that’s true. Technically, I heard it from you, but I still truly heard it. Besides, if your name is Tiny Dick Fabián, why wouldn’t you?
I’m not saying it’s wrong if Fabián Basabe ®, (allegedly better known as the ‘funnel-cake’, and ‘sea-men fairy’ to his alleged, countless, male romantic partners) likes to save dinner till after sex. That’s between him and the many men in his life to decide.
And who are we to judge if he prefers body-building men who can carry him to bed and who can appreciate his wispy pillow-talk.
I’m happy he gets to have these things in his life
If someone was accused of sexism would you say “heard he kisses women”. Like this whole thing of joking about homophobic people being gay, at what point is it a little homophobic itself. Like all the cartoons depicting Trump as doing “stuff” with Putin
You’re right. It could be read as a touch homophobic. But I only say it because I know he’d dislike it, not because I think there’s anything wrong with kissing men or sucking dick or eating ass. I make jokes about me sucking dick to disparage conservatives and I don’t even suck dick. Still, maybe I’ll retire that line of attack.
I can fix him
