Magnets also don’t breathe. Go on, Amalaha, cease thine respirations as the magnets have so commanded.
Except the magnets are the same just in different orientations, so he’s really just proven that gay couples need to have one of them be upside down
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Like this?
As the Lord intended
I forgot the year 2013 existed.
He beat to the punch his rival who was trying to do the same with velcro strips.
And earlier tests and research with sticky tape
They tried with double sided tape first but they dismissed the results because it didn’t support the conclusion they wanted to make.
Successfully explain this to a penguin and you have completed one science.
Wait until they find out how magnets are made and that you can reverse poles. That will be a discovery.
Or the fact that most magnets have two poles and a magnet with one pole is an abboration gained by extreme forces applied against it.
Oh even better. :) Somehow I missed that obvious point.
Magnets are obviously magical items imbued by God with their magical properties at the time of creation exactly 2044 years ago.
This is why head on automotive collisions are also impossible.
Guys I read the peer reviewed paper and… it checks out.
We are cancelling homosexuality immediately. Tough call I know but you can’t deny solid science.
Reminds me of one of the funniest Onion articles I’ve seen:
https://www.theonion.com/scientists-don-t-get-mad-but-we-accidentally-found-t-1850528810
"Look my brother’s gay. Well, not anymore, but you know.”
Lol, great read
You can’t argue with an erlenmeyer full of magnetism folks. Science wins.
The argument ignores Hume’s guillotine in the weirdest appeal to nature I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
That’s where when you cut a magnet in half both have a north and south pole?
When translating this to the animal realm it’s pretty clear what part of the male to cut in half, but what part of the female specimen would we cut?
We need more testing. Whip your dick out. Let’s see if our tips can touch.
I think somebody needs to tell him people are not, in fact, magnets
Are you sure? All these chick magnets I’ve heard about seem to support his conclusion.
Magnets - how do they work?
Fucking magnets
You can produce magnetic surfaces of mixed polarity, with some parts being positive and others negative.
So good that’s good news for trans, bi, and polyamorous people.
Water, fire, air and dirt Fucking magnets, how do they work? And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.
