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He’s a dentist not a hairist
Bro needs to learn to stay in his lane. I don’t need my dentist doing shit he doesn’t know how to do, might duck up my hair…
Hairist? Don’t you mean a Harrier?
my man got that homo erectus fade
He’s got that threehead
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen this one
Folks looking for a dentist with mange finally have their dentist.
The hairstylist version of not paying.
credit card declines
Never noticed before but that’s an incredibly low hairline. Was the hair photoshopped on?
Some people have a fivehead. This guy’s got a threehead.
Not sure regards to photoshopping but it’s not unreasonably low. I have a pal with a much lower hairline than this.
Does it end at his eyebrows?
Nah, but if you count the distance between eyebrows and hairline in fingers - it’s about two fingers as opposed to the usual four.
Is your friend Biffo the Bear? If so I’d like to complain about the quality of the l 1974 Beano annual.
The poster guy is only arguably at 3, right, at the most?
Your friend is exceptional!
If that was my jumping off point before I started going bald, I’d probably have a pretty normal looking hairline right now.
Ever seen wet roadkill?
The hair looks like a hat thats to small for his head
It wouldn’t be so bad if he had a full beard of the same length and styling.
At that point just shave it all off lol
maybe its to take attention away from his eyebrows?
Life goals