Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Just Post@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoAnd yet dude bros gobble this shit upslrpnk.netimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1978arrow-down130
arrow-up1948arrow-down1imageAnd yet dude bros gobble this shit upslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Just Post@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squareRIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoHonestly I always thought gargling energy drinks after brushing was more of a transfem thing
minus-squarezalgotext@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoYeah the manly thing these days is to gargle sex dust and deer antler velvet drops
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoDo I want to know what sex dust is? I’m afraid to ask
minus-squarecheesepotatoes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-23 months agoIt’s just various bodily fluids from a session of intercourse dried out and crystallized. Kind of looks like chicken stock. It’s important not to mix the two up, otherwise you’ll end up with a really weird soup.
minus-squareRIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoWhat shakes loose when a couch is fucked.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoNo, we gargle energy drinks before brushing our teeth, not after
Honestly I always thought gargling energy drinks after brushing was more of a transfem thing
Yeah the manly thing these days is to gargle sex dust and deer antler velvet drops
Do I want to know what sex dust is? I’m afraid to ask
It’s just various bodily fluids from a session of intercourse dried out and crystallized. Kind of looks like chicken stock. It’s important not to mix the two up, otherwise you’ll end up with a really weird soup.
What shakes loose when a couch is fucked.
No, we gargle energy drinks before brushing our teeth, not after