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Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.
the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old
… Stalemate?
Check, mate.
Oh, yeah, that is a queen.
I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.
This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.
I didn’t know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day
Billmate, atheists.