• Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    How to save money when working in-person:

    1. Instead of buying lunch, just steal it.
    2. Dont go drinking with your coworkers. Day drink so you’re too drunk when you drive home.
    3. Make your own alcohol under your desk.
    4. Save money that you’ll be forced to spend at the tiddy bar by oogling Nancy, the 60 yo HR gal with the nice taa taas.
    5. Bike to work.
    • Moneo@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Bike to work.

      I love how this is framed as being just as silly as making alcohol under your desk. Our cities fucking suck.

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      1 year ago

      Excellent suggestions! Biking also gives you many opportunities to spot some road kill pizza for those moral-boosting pizza parties!

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      1 year ago

      If you keep a plastic bottle under your desk you can save money by reusing last night’s alcohol.

    • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      I do love my bike commute, though. Saves me five dollars on bus fare and gets some exercise in. ❤️ also guilt free lunch.