Bust phase well under way.

Arm pull. Next.

Come on Venezuela, please! This is our best shot.

Off and on. I honestly don’t remember them being this bad.

Vasco. Almost in the relegation zone? What happened?

Year is 2099 and trasfermarkt still isn’t banned as a source.

Can someone update the cost per point chart for Chelsea? 😂

But will a locker room accept them? And if they don’t, will the club reprimand players for insubordination? Will it become public via leaks? Or will they avoid the whole situation by ignoring women candidates?

Let’s not pretend every player born around the turn of century is willing to accept a woman as a manager.

38 years old. Crazy.

RemindMe! 7 months

He still plays for Valencia? Club legend at this point, no?

Terrible from the keeper.

Now we’re definitely not scoring.

Sudden weight loss….AIDS? Nobody’s got AIDS!

Posturing 101. Kid is going to sign a mega contract after drumming up fake interest.