Anyone who’s the son of a player. So Wright Phillips and Kluviert

Well it’s more the fact he exists really

England will flop, even as an English I can see they’re overrated AF

France will win it, there the Real Madrid of current times

Underrated I would bet isn’t said, but neymar carried Barca in the 6-1 win over PSG

Nah mate, you just don’t know it all. I was in the West Ham academy until 3 years ago when I dropped out due to mental health issues. I had players like noble and payet calling me out as the next big thing. You saying I can’t beat a prem gk 1v1 when I was beating Fabianski on a weekly basis, is like me saying you can’t think straight

Pretty much any of them. It’s Munich, you just need to stand near the goal and shoot

I labelled Brazil (in this response) mostly because I KNOW I can do it against uni teams (pele played a lot of friendlies against high school teams. So the defenders are smaller and slower than me, 19 years old and uni starting striker)

As for city….ok yeah depends on the opposition defence. I’m never getting past VVD, or Varane. But against Southampton or…maybe West Ham? I’d wager I could pop an offside trap and tap one in. If I’m playing off a lump of hair gel, doku, KDB, silva (etc) I’d get enough chances to score at least 1

You’re…well right…

I think he’s going to Saudi. He’s proved to be interested in money, I think Real Madrid have given up on him, and he won’t take a massive pay cut for LFC. So it’s either £1m in a desert (with his idol ronaldo maybe)….or city, who have ffp glaring at them. They can’t sign anyone of that calibre or wages without an eyebrow raise

There needs to be an asterix on all of the goal scoring records, because it really shows how rubbish the record books skew certain parts to advantage some players

Pele never left Brazil, and has the second most. Great…but as I’ve said in a different comment, even us could crawl onto those pitches and score 2 goals from no. 9

I have less respect for lewy than lots of other people. Yes, he’s one of the best of the generation…but he did it at dortmund (good call) ….Munich (basically German psg) and recently Barca….(ok nice….but real are in transition, and it’s not like he broke records in Spain)

Suarez is my perfect call, because he did it in big areas. Ajax is the Dutch psg, but LFC (just like dortmund) are the underdogs every season (shush, Man City have purchased the rights to whatever’s above that. By breaking ffp again) and are….ok I don’t know how to word this, but at LFC you’re expected to score less goals than city/united/chelsea no. 9. Yes he then went to Barca (see lewy)…but he did it in a ronaldo/Messi era and took golden boot races to the closing weeks. And yes, before anyone says lewy did it in UCL, he was THE goalscorer, 2015-22 (chewy’s years, I think) goalscorer emergency player was Messi. In a problem you had to look at Messi

Haaland and Mbappe….aren’t it. Apart from Mbappe being Mbappe (psg, and France V Gibraltar….) he at least proved he could with monaco Haaland is above Mbappe for me, he did numbers with dortmund…they’re dortmund. Yeah they’re “second” best in Germany (idk German football ok? I payed attention with Klopp) but it’s a Munich playground. They buy the oppositions best players, and just waltz to the league each year. He proved he doesn’t need a top team to score goals Admittedly…I want him to get relegated to championship…but at least at city he broke everything. Yes…he did, but it’s city guys. We overrate it because he broke records, but 1) Kane could’ve done that 2) I’d wager…yeah I’d wager i could score 5 goals in a 38 game season with that Man City and 3)it’s Man City. They would’ve won it all without him

Then ronaldo….Man U, real, juve, Portugal, and the portugese club I forgot - Lisbon. It’s ronaldo, best goalscorer in history etc etc. did it at big, small and mid teams no one can argue

We tend to dis include friendlies, because otherwise we get a repeat of pele (after ronaldo topped his goal scoring record, rip goat). He came out and claimed he had a large amount more due to…well I can’t even remember. But I’ve heard he claimed friendlies count, which seems fine until he was playing in Brazil. Most of us could probably crawl onto one of those pitches, stand at 9 and bury 2 per match

Money is chucked at new players every year. Add in the constant thrill of cheating ffp again, and I’d say there mostly laughing upstairs, while players like doku aim to win anything, while players like KDB are there for records now