That’s an absolute stunner, Puskas award right there

1st to 5th in 3 game weeks…

Life comes at you fast

Best case scenario for us this

Jesus is too injury prone to be relied on a main striker, and he’s too wasteful. That should not be up for argument. He is elite at everything in a forward except for putting the ball in the net.

He’s far better than Nketiah, is starting quality and allows us to rotate Jesus to the wings. He would get plenty of game time and score plenty of chances, especially in a team like ours. Nketiah has played nearly 3000 minutes between last season and this season and has 10 goals. Toney has 20 in a similar amount of time.

Scoring 25 NPG in a league campaign would make him one of the best strikers in the world jfc. That’s the level of players like Kane and better than players like Salah.

We certainly do need a striker. Not too sure what games you’re watching to think we don’t need someone to score us more goals, because its badly needed

He’s a 14 goal a season striker by your criteria. He could score more or less joining a bigger and better club, logic would dictate he scores more. Why would Toney replace Jesus? We both know that if he was bought in it would be to replace Nketiah, not Jesus.

So Utd spent more on a player for potential (which he hasn’t lived up to), but spending less on a player who is actually proven at this level is a bad thing. You mention penalty goals like they don’t count. Haaland scored 7, Kane scored 5 last season, but you wouldn’t turn down those players. His NPG at a mid table club that scored 20 goals less than we did would put him as our third top goal scorer, one behind two players that had outstanding seasons.

Osihmen is a pipedream that isn’t happening. We’d have to comfortably win the league and the CL for him to consider us. Sesko would cost comfortably above 70 million and hasn’t exactly set the world alight in Leipzig. Gyokeres is nowhere near good enough for the . The time to buy him was 6 months ago for pennies, not in 6 months

Recent rumours being a rumour that only Sky sports reported on…

The brass tax of the matter is we need a striker in January that we know can score goals in this league. We do not have the time to write off players in the hopes we can buy others in the future

14 goals a season at a midtable side is very far from average.

The reported fee is 60 million and that is a very fair price considering that money is what Spurs spent on Richarlison and less than Utd played for Hojlund. An extra 14 goals a season would easily be worth 60 million

Osimhen will have the pick of every team in the world if he chooses to leave. The chance he ends up at Chelsea is slim to none

She is beautiful

He regressed back to oleball about 6 games into his tenure

Patino is barely cutting it in the championship but yeah just throw him into a starting role in a team chasing the league and the champions league

On average it’s one a week, but that average is so misleading it’s not even worth giving a second thought to

The issue with that mindset is if it were true, Raya would have been dropped or we never would have bought some of the players we have (Lokonga, Tavares etc etc).

People see it as harsh when Arteta picks and chooses when he wants to be ruthless and when he wants to play favourites

His father thinks that because he’s not privy to the discussions that go on in the club. Even then, we extended Ramsdale, then Turner pushed to leave, opening the door to get Raya done. it’s not like we extended Ramsdale with the express intent of immediately benching him.

We’ve had a much harder than the start of last season (including playing and beating City, we hadn’t played City until after match day 20 IIRC) and we’ll be at worst 3 points off City by the end of weekend.

Somehow some of own fans think we look less like winning the league than last year

He is absolutely more than capable as playing as a lone 6, but he won’t be used there, Rice would go into the 6 role and Luiz as a box to box 8

The per 90 brigade out defending Nketiah with cherry picked stats days after a stinker, it’s like clockwork