Oh no here’s the world’s smallest violin being played by a single cell amoeba.

It’s when you get a brown nose on commentary that says “he’s so good at winning free kicks” haha absolute floor magnet always looking for it.

I mean why would you do this anyway? Never made sense to me. You miss out on so much of the match day experience by not being with your fans and having to put on an act. Just watch it on TV and save yourself the money and aggro.

Gay

It’s simply because he plays for Man City. No one really cares that much about their achievements because they came to prominence as a manufactured plastic club and a multi billionaires play thing. If he played for one of the traditional big clubs he’d probably have more people “drooling” over him. Case in point Sergio Aguero.