His driving ability through the middle is such an amazing skill to have. Sometimes that 10 metre dribble creates more time and space when we are rushing some messy passes or struggling to actually turn defence into attack.

But as you noted, we need that passing balance to come from elsewhere.

This guy is like an out of shape ex-non league striker, rolling Sunday league defenders and trotting in to score simple goals.

If rolling city centre backs was ALWAYS this easy. Jesus, Mbeuma, Kane, and other strikers good at it would have 2-3 goals a game lol.

Edit: Because of my flair maybe ruining my joke take, lets just say it would give Jesus and extra few xG, not goals.

Simulation like this should be a 2 year ban. Why the fuck does doping count as cheating but cheating doesn’t count as cheating?

It’s a fucking disgrace. Flopping and straight up pretending you took a punch to the face are very different things.

One is an alien, and one is a robot.

You can try and mimic what the sociopathic (sociopath isn’t an insult) robot does to achieve greatness both in his progression and his life. But the alien, only other aliens who happen to turn up can understand or emulate.

Still remember his hocus pocus YouTube clip.

I used to play div 2 futsal in Melbourne. and ex Aussie players would sometimes have current Aussie/a league players filling for them up in div 1 (out of season). I have also been at fairly high level cricket games with professional AFL/soccer/basketballers playing. I even played cricket against Jamie Elliot (afl grand final winner) two weeks after his draft selection.

You know how that Chelsea tiktoker just screams obnoxiously about every Chelsea result?

That’s the sort of social media accounts that were claiming Arsenal were winning it. Obnoxious bait to get interaction from opposing fans.

Anyone one else was full of hope. But knew WE HAD TO BEAT CITY AT LEAST ONCE.

City wrapped the title up earlier than we should have let them. That was our choke. but not winning the title was not a choke. CITY WERE ALWAYS FAVES.

Every time the ‘collapse’ is brought up the table shows arsenal 8 points clear with city having 2 games in hand, and we had not played city once yet.

Yes we should have taken the title race to the last week or two. But we were never truly in the box seat. Saliba getting injured and dropping more points just wrapped the season up a bit earlier.

At our best we were 8 points clear against a team with two games in hand and we hadn’t played the best premier league side in history a single time yet. Only people looking for Twitter/TikTok engagement were thinking we were going to get more than 1 point from city. Based on that, assuming both games in hand city would win, and they would take 3 extra points in head to heads we were already 1 point behind even at our biggest lead.

Bro you can’t waffle for that long and then say Emi is the best keeper in the world. He was way worse for Villa than Ramsdale was for us last season.

He wasn’t even top 5 keepers in the world cup. He just saved the ones we remember.

Jesus christ, he won a mickey mouse individual trophy because he saved a couple of pens and a game saving final minute shot in the world cup final win.

This happens 47 times per Sunday league game lol. Whether it’s shielding the ball, jumping at a corner and landing on the guy next to you, trodding on the end of the toe. All painful little knocks that just happen because two guys competing for the ball can’t see the god damn future and know exactly what the opposition will do.

he wasn’t even looking at the attacker, was merely making himself big to shield the ball. When I heard this was a stupid red I really didn’t think I was going to agree so whole heartedly lmfao.