I love Caoimhin and rate him as a good keeper, but he is no Ali. I know that’s obvious, but I mean it more in the way it shows just how good Ali is as a keeper. Need him back soon.

Fernando Morientes. Thought he would be electric. It just didn’t work out like that.

It ain’t gonna happen. We all know it. But for the hypothetical hijinks is I hope if they are stripped and we (Liverpool) are awarded the titles, I want us to go full insufferable and do a trophy parade. Peak insufferable shit head stuff. Big sign saying we always knew it was ours. Even get an electric bus and have another sign saying no oil here lahh! On it.

It isn’t for everyone I know, but if you ever get a chance to go to a Premier League Darts night… do it. It’s such a good laugh. Everyone in the crowd is in stupid costumes, and it’s often louder than some prem stadiums I’ve been to on away days. It’s way more entertaining, imo than it has any right to be.