Foden, I get the impression he’s the kind of person who’ll lecture you for 30 minutes about his preferred pronouns without any reason to.

Chelsea as much of a joke as they have been they are a newly combined team with a very young squad, they’re beginning to gel and you can see that by their recent results.

Personally as a Newcastle fan I wish we’d played them 5-6 weeks ago rather than in two weeks time as I’m genuinely worried.

Oh thank god you’re here to tell me.

Seriously do you think I actually care?

Didn’t really need to read it to make a comment about the headline though did I.

After the last week you can forgive me for first reading this headline as “Are Arsenal’s whingers being overworked?”